Photo shoots with half-naked girls are already awesome, but how do you make them extra awesome? By shooting hot, half-naked girls in your bed. From now on, whenever I lure an unsuspecting (oh, let’s face it… suspecting) young maiden into what we refer to around here as “Heaven Bed,” I’ll be calling the feature Girls in My Bed. So you know.
For the inaugural set, I coaxed Gabby into my bed and put her in a Hello Kitty sailor shirt and cotton panties, because Hello Kitty, panties and sailor-looking things are some of my favorite things on Earth. Also among my favorites? My awesome cats Ron and Humbert. Humbles is the baby of the house, and he’s ultra-cute and loving, despite looking like a frightened deer in the photo he’s in. Ron is the creepy pervert in the background letching on the whole scene. Just look for the glowing pervert eyes!